I'd like to take this moment to register a formal complaint about Mary's most recent post. I sincerely disagree with all sentiments expressed therein. She is blatantly lying to our innocent and trusting readers. I whole-heartedly disapprove of such misconduct.

In other news, I purchased an absolutely amazing vintage dress at Ragstock for $12. It's bright pink with pink sequins at the neck and sleeves and is cut like an early 70s go-go dress. This dress is a good enough reason to attend the Willard Formal next month. And not many things could make me want to attend a formal.

It's a Crazy Republican Monday.

word.